I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
dude. I can hear the air.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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