Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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