dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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