okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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