just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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