I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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