What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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