I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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