what if I'm pregnant?
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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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