You really coming over, don't trick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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