you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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