like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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