giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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