if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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