No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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