that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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