You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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