hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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