we have officially lost it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So vagazzling was a success
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
