where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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