i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
