Quick, to the slutcave!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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