Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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