Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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