She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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