Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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