I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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