check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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