I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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