i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's never too late to be topless.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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