True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Farmville is her only friend.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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