matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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