i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
its not stalking. its research.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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