We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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