My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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