wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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