Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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