I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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