Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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