I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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