her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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