its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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