just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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