we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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