Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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