Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
