i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
no, he came in my armpit
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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