You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
My dad is sitting where you rode me
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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