jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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