He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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