i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
