I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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