he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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