that's an acceptable place to lick
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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